Self Control is strong in this one
This one really spoke to me.
IF YOU DONT THINK THAT NIALL SAYING “oh my god” AND CLUTCHING HIS LIL CHEST IS ADORABLE THAN YOUR PRIORITIES IN LIFE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT PRIORITIES
now imagine him doing this when his and your kid almost falls off the deck and you catch him just in time
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
plot twist: the zombie apocalypse has come and gone, it started in florida and the rednecks just killed every last one of them.
|Potential employer:||so what's your availabil-|
|Me:||I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME|
I think what keeps me hooked on One Direction is that they always seem like they’re in on this 1 massive secret and all i know is that i definitely wanna stick around long enough to find out what it is